Noses Don't Look Good On Reptiles

Had to pull down the earlier "leaked" TMNT images because people were getting C&D's from Paramount (which is stupid - you can't fight this stuff getting out, the era of non-plot-related movie "secrets" is dead); but now ComicBookTherapy has a snap up of a merchandise standee that let's the new turtles out of the bag pretty definitively.

Verdict? Same as before: Like `em, with reservations. The differing body-types work (Leo and Raph are bruisers, Mike is small, Donatello is slimmer) and the personalized gear/clothes/etc are a good idea - I even like Don wearing glasses over his mask. A detail I like: Leo and Raph's weapons are actually kind of small for them, proportionally, implying that their using "actual" katanas/sais that would've been designed for humans. I imagine this won't be the case for Mike and Don, since nunchucks and staffs can be more easily made from scratch.

Leo and Don have better looking heads, because the more humanoid nose/palate don't look right at all on Raphael and Michaelangelo. I've never understood the modern creature-animation conceit of giving nonhuman characters human-like lips. I understand the "logic" behind it, i.e. in reality they'd need human lips to form human syllables when speaking, I've just never really heard from anyone who cared. Movie-monsters spoke "muppet style" (mouth open for any sound, closed otherwise) for decades and I don't recall that ever being a widespread complaint.

We may or may not see them moving around and talking in a Super Bowl ad, though right now Paramount is onlying officially touting a TRANSFORMERS 4 spot.

Escape to The Movies: "THAT AWKWARD MOMENT"

It's still January.

Here, read this instead.

The Escapist : Escape to the Movies : That Awkward Moment

WINTER SOLDIER Super Bowl Clip

Super Bowl ads for movies that already have proper trailers generally feel kind of pointless, since they're just short action-beat reels, but this one features what looks very much like a shot of Captain America being back in his proper costume at some point in the present day so I'm glad to have seen that. Also really like how "wing-shaped" Falcon's wings are:

Red-Band "A MILLION WAYS TO DIE IN THE WEST"

I think I've figured out what it is that makes Seth MacFarlane "hard to take" as a persona. I mean "overall," of course - whether he's not your cup of tea because of the subject matter of his humor (or choice of target) is another matter entirely. I'm talking more about why even I, as someone who thinks he's a real comic talent, can agree that a little of him goes a long way:

He's just a little too conventionally-handsome, a little too well spoken and a little too outwardly-confident about it for a comedian.

A modern comedian, anyway. His only semi-ironic affection for the Rat Pack era of lounge-act emcees makes an alarming amount of sense when you consider how well his look, delivery and sensibility would fit in that milieu; i.e. in the era where The Entertainer was The Alpha of the room, with the audience and (especially) "The Other" as his lessers to be humorously judged. The main difference is target: Frank & Dean basked in their superiority over both "squares" and (explicitly at first, implicitly later) the "lower" classes/races, while MacFarlane works basically the same act (right down to the "you think I'm smug now, just wait till I back it up with these pipes!" shift to songman) but with Middle America and/or religious-conservatives as the targets of choice. He's a completely different animal from the self-effacing post-60s face of modern comedy, for better or worse, save that he shares their penchant for self-hate... it's just that he seems to hate his advantages instead of his foibles.

Case in point: The new trailer for "A MILLION WAYS TO DIE IN THE WEST," his Western-spoof follow-up feature to "TED," which features MacFarlane as his own lead in full-on Brian Griffin only-smart-man-in-a-world-of-morons smug mode and also in full-on Brian Griffin douchebag-who's-too-happy-about-being-the-only-smart-man smarmy mode; but here as a snarky Eastern transplant in The Old West cursed with a modern eye-view of the horrible shittiness behind the myth of the Cowboy Era. Looks funny, but I also remember how "WAGONS EAST" failed to stretch the same basic joke to feature-length...

Big Picture: "THE DEVIL YOU KNOW - PART I"

Oh yeah, hey - this went up yesterday afternoon:

The Escapist : The Big Picture : The Devil You Know - Part I